Please stop using “would” when you mean “will”. For example, you shouldn’t say. “I would be coming for dinner” when you mean “I will be coming for dinner”
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Please stop using “would” when you mean “will”. For example, you shouldn’t say. “I would be coming for dinner” when you mean “I will be coming for dinner”
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Why only North Indians? What about rest of the India ? They don’t need to pay attention to their grammar? 🙂
Even Americans and Australians write pathetic English. So why not a call to them as well? 🙂
That’s because North Indians are cutest when they are angry.
I have figured out something!
Me tooooo 🙂
What have you two figured out?
Oh! you sweet boy! Still running after cute things.
:-).
north indians in particular coz their english is a bit weak compared to their south counterparts.
oh really north indians have weak english?what about “yaam” for M and “yaan” for N?? that is example of good english.Off course that funny accent of speaking english is also good english???
Vikas,
It is “of course” and not “off course”
Please stop using “would” when you mean “will”. For example, you shouldn’t say. “I would be coming for dinner” when you mean “I will be coming for dinner”
Thank you.
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There shoudn’t be a full stop after say.
anyway looks like when we were fighing for freedom you were learning GOOD ENGLISH from brits.
Good luck with your stupid site.instead of trying to unite india and doing something good who are trying to divide it and promoting regionlism.If a black person will speak wrong english you will never say anything because he will f**k your a**.But your own country men you will never show respect.
What childhood trauma made you like this Vikas?
I also just noticed that you put two askterisks after a. It is the policy of this site to prefer the British spelling over the American, hence you are requested to prefer British A*** over the American A** whenever you comment here.
i am proud to be an indian and i will consider all the stupid fat asses a terror who will write anything bad about other indian.i think u had been molested or unfullfilled fantasy to be fucked by brits or americans thats why you are breeding their language and spreading hatered for your own countrymen.get a life!!!
How did you guess that Vikas? You seem to be an evolved soul like me, with the ability to look deep into men’s souls. Yes, in my poorvashrama I did have a fantasy to be fucked by Britons, but certainly not by Americans. But as you must know, I have recently given up all desires.
norhties , will they ever a decent IQ? guess they are closer to the apes. evolution of the brain never took place. they are simply a liability to the country. these sardarjiis , northies or whatever they are called , mostly the only illegal immigrants from india to other countries and spoil the reputation of india.
Ask a northie to pronounce specs, oppurtunity , europe, message and you will find out
Well Ravikiran and Vikas…i’m still wondering what’s the issue exactly is?And why i’m reading something just baseless!Everyone knows,including you two,that no one is perfect and the father of all, Webster has made some big blunders too in its lexicon.So we should learn to learn the best six-word statement in the world, ‘I admit i made a mistake’, rather ‘you have to admit i am the best.’
So sopke a South Indian, tu tu.
Thank you Vikas! I also had fantasies- about Americans though. Sad, na?
Hi Ravi.
I loved the way you handled the stupid inanities of Vikas. Regarding how the “northies” speak and how the “southies” yem, ye and hech and how very becomes bheri among the Bongs the debate can go on and on. Pronunciation, I have learnt during the past years, is very intrinsic to our regions. It also depends on the consonants of our mother tongue. I’m a Punjabi and sometimes my English reeks of Punjabipana.
Regarding “would” and “will”, it is OK to use “would” too. Will is something very sure. When you say, “I will come”, it means you’ll definitely come. But when you say “I would come” it would either mean speaking in the past tense, or it depends on some condition, for instance, “I would come only if I had money to buy the ticket.”
Oh I am strongly in favour of making fun of all ethnicities for whatever reason. I happen to specialise in Mallus, but I sometimes make fun of Northies for variety.
Yes you are right as to the usage of would and will. Northies often use would where they should be using will.
It am not sure this is just a northie phenonmenon. I mean, nothing from their upbringing, schooling suggest that they are deliberatley taught for using would.
I am sure nothing is derived from their mother tongues either. So I am curious what exacly made you insist this is essentially, patently a northie goof up?
Pardon me for my English, as I too am “northie”. Eeeks “northie” sounds like a very “thingie” stuff. Still.
Ravikiran Rao seems to be a cool guy, hi Ravi it seems you are from AP, if you are here is the list of actual words & pronunciation by telgus
Normal Telgu Special
Paper paapar
h hech
Fixed fix ed
Platform flatform
Sure soore
Definitely compulsorily
Dushera Dasara
The list can go on, but i did’nt have the patience.Sorry for spelling and grammatical mistakes.
stupid regionalists…. this is one fukked up topic for discussion… i am with all that have rebuked this nonsense… instead of uniting our country, we are dividing on the basis of the influence our diverse mother tongues have on a fukkin foreign language… instead of making fun of construction, diction and pronunciation find some love to distribute….
our diversity is central to India … be proud of that you dumb playschool level name callers
I SO agree with this would vs will debate (the rest of this discussion is pointless). This is an important issue for one reason only – Indians speak almost flawless English as compared with the rest of the world. However, this one flaw in their grammar is extremely frustrating since it seems that it is taught in schools, and used in newspapers on a regular basis.
It is not correct to use would unless it is a conditional.
Oh, my world. It is ok
what the hell is goin on in here? multiple topics, please stick with one topic
You indians in total really suck. You people think USA is number1, and India is the 2nd best place to live in, and one indian can never see another indian doing well, he just has to bring him down. suckers. I’m proud to be an indian who has been ‘liberated’ from the crappy believes of indian-born indians.
sorry,to read allthis comments especially vikas and ravikumar.i thought i might get some good materials on regionalism instead i saw all bad languages and fighting. shame on you ppl. britishers r gone but left the english. you peoplr r still a slave to english. learn yr own language.
I agree with Jacob.You people are creating nonsense because of those stupid brits.Their language is not ours’. I am an Indian and I ma proud to be, but I am not proud to call most of you my people.We should be uniting our country.Please learn to live with our dirrerences beacuse we are all Indians!
i agree with u vikas as indian s alway s laugh at their own people rather than sayin shit bout others come on man this is hthe time for unity grow up
south indians are suck ass morons, they have littered the image of indians wherever they have gone, particularly in US it takes hell of a pain to isolate from these dirty stereotypes. their a$$ licking in front and coc$ biting behind habits are popular, dont give a shi$ to these dirty rats! they use friendship to retaliate for their toxic feelings due to their low self-esteem. Another south indians stereotypes are freak marathis. they have that similar co$k sucking influence from their neighbours!
Northies are cutest even when they *angry*, you ducks! save that quanck quanck accent for your ram communinity (everyone is ram in south) ,
ramachandran landachakhan sureshnath sathish BS, find the last name??
you fellas have your own culture, which is good for you, just stay away from northies, keep it limited to professional transactions, and live northies alone! Hell no, northies are teflon, they dont need you! FOFF
brainless northie joshi,
what ???? what percentage of illegal immigrant indians in US are from north.. 99%. what percentage of taxi drivers and shop keepers?? 99.9%. Do you understand basic statistics and math you stupid northie?…..and what percentage of qualified guys are from south ….?? he he….stupido northie….by the way who are the people behind launching satellites and developing nukes in India . Its southies……dont know when will you understand the facts ….u stupid bird brained northies……….
south indians are pieces of shit. end of story. no more discussion. just shut the fuck up u gay retarded southies b/c ur niggers.
another stupdi chotu northie………grow a brain chootu…..backward lesser evolved northie brain……bloody stupid prehistoric northie….just like pre historic muslmis and arabs….
oh,, by the way again you monkey brain northie….just look at nothies carefully…..dont they look terribly retarded……actually nobody looks as retarted as them….not whites, not blacks, not browns, not asians……only the northies, pakis, arabs, muslims………and not only looks, they are born retarded….. Unfortunate that we have to share a country with them…………..
you know, my parents both have indian ancestory. i have to also say that you are the most IGNORANT cocksucker i have ever heard of! india doesnt suck, you do! oh, yeah, you have error 404: brain not found on your computer again.
Hi Guys,
Stop spoiling the image of Indians. We all are one united by our country. We all are united by pledge as “We all are Indians….” not as north indian or south indian. Be proud to be an Indian. Please dont spoil our own image by writing like this. Everyone has their own talent.
Haha. i am rotfl over the posts these fuckking northies are making.. All u guys north of vindhyas were screwed ad nauseam by muslims and greeks and what not. thats why these guys are ‘white’ even though they wud still be called brown by the Europeans and yankees.
and u guys keep proliferating like fuckingg retards. have u , stupid naarthies, ever heard of a concept called birth control ? u guys know only two things, one to fuckk all day ur bitchie northie women and 2) keep chewing and spitting paan.. ur fuckingg pathetic life revolves around paan chewing and cat calling in day and fuckingg like feroccious pigs during night. no wonder u guys are spreading like virus and invading the cultured south india
i have a good solution for the miserable exitence these vermins from north lead.. we need to follow the way of the ULFA ultras and massacre all north fuckerss earning their living in south..
after all, we southies dont need u.. its ur fcuking retarded miserable north which neeeds us the southies
never expect a free ride. u do no fucking work and ride on the reputation built for india by us southies through our reformed culture and sinceretiy and hard work
jerkk off u son of pigss
I hate the fucking Northies. I completely agree with Subbu. First of all Bollywood sucks, Hindi is confusing, North Indians are the pale faces who can be the best slaves to the whites. All these SRK hrithik all are big mather chodd Chutiya. I’m from delhi & am proud of being the south.U fucking Northies. I would like to kick ur asses
FUCK U!
Northies are way better than stupid, kaala southies! I lived in Hyderabad for 1 year (which is the only place in South where Hindi/Urdu is commonly understood) – working in an IT company – you know why I quit that job? There were too many kaala southies around me – even southie girls are so ugly – yuck- at least Northie girls are fair-complexioned and cute and pleasing to the senses. Moreover I hate the Southie English – don’t fuck my brains you retards – I know that you madarchod people can’t speak correct English – you have the most horrible accent in the world – your food is so filthy – Idli, Sambar, Rasam – yuck – we don’t feed that garbage to even animals in the North. Northies are smarter, disciplined and more “humane” – Southies are a bunch of Australoid species – Northies are true Aryans.
Even though I have nothing against Hyderabad which is a wonderful city and delicious food, e.g. Biryani – I never liked it in the presence of my kaala Southie colleagues at office who don’t have any style, look so uncool and chutia and when I see any of those AYYO Southie girls – yuck. Some of them wanted me to fuck them – most Southie girls would instantly fall for a fair, tall, well-built Northie with a “neutral accent” – I said them, “Behanji, I am sorry – I don’t fuck South girls – have a nice day.”
And this Ravikiran Rao is the biggest Telugu chutia in his city – learn Hindi you madarchod
So this age old battle still continues.
Good Good Good..
Keep fighting Northies-Southies.
That day is not far when India wud again be plundered into 2-3 fragments
further.
I am a southie , I have spent my school and college life in Bhopal and
professional life in K’taka and M’rashtra.
No doubt , I find the same battle going everywhere.
But mind you , this is all because , we have bad apples in every
community.
If southies are smart in Education,Science and IT , Northies are no less in
Defense forces and Business.
But the end of the day , we will still crib and continue to do so.
I wish India wud have never been independent.
It was good with the Britishers.
Atleast , yeh ladna jhagadna to nahee rehta.
Thank God , I left India and am in US .. But alas , the battle continues
here as well.
southies don’t even know how to abuse “mather chodd”?? 😉 aahahaha…
south indians have fucking embarassed the general indian population in US. oh my god, can’t believe the situation now. I feel so satisfied after firing 2 fucking goltis from my team with of course fake resume and fake experience 😉 I feel like spitting whenever i see a southie anywhere AAAATTHHOOOOOOOO you wont believe, this golti had the guts to come and tell me he submitted his fake resume and cant complete work assigned to him and was asking me for help! He was out of job the same evening. tch tch tch tch…. I dont know why but i dont even feel pity or sympathy for them.
all fucking goltis are the same, just want to reach US some how, they will sell their moms to come to US. I know the situation in AP. One has to be a fucking living being in US to have respect in the society, to get a good girl, no matter even if he is licking shit of whites here, but he wants to eat shit in US only “dallar dreemza…”. If US government makes a law to do a background check on everyone before hiring, a full time or consultant, everyone of these bloody suckers will be out of job and go back to hyderabad to eat biryani on charminar. MOMSELLING CHEATS. THATS WHAT I KNOW THEM TO BE. ALL GOLTIS ARE BIGGEST MADARCHODS. NO FUCKING DOUBT IN THAT.
tamils are no better. look at them, anywhere, at work, at stores, anywhere. you’ll feel as if someone has been slapping them continuosly until they agreed to come and work in US. constipated people. constipated from last 6 months or more.
I wont write more, dont want to spoil my day.
But, just listen this, there are africans in this country, you southies are not the only ones who are black. But still africans they look a lot better. These fucking southies have no dressing sense, ppl who walk with them are embarassed due to the way they carry themselves! I know that you faked your degrees, experience and everythig to come here, but now that you are here, look around and learn a bit, atleast try? And yes, spare me, I can’t tolerate you. Don’t apply to work with me, or I’ll fucking fire you again and you’ll be in big shit again.
Dekh be Orion, u r barking too much ……esp this line : “ALL GOLTIS ARE BIGGEST MADARCHODS. NO FUCKING DOUBT IN THAT”. Tu kitna bada madarchod hain abhee pata chal yayega..
Somethign abt myself :
I have a coveted BTech degree from NIT,Bhopal with excellent academic record…I got a job in Infosys in college itself and worked well with Infy for the last 3 years…Got H1 , got performance recognition and was sent to US…After coming to US , I joined a US Firm and now I m the key driver of the business in this project…..Not all gultis are black…I m extremely fair…Not all gultis put fake experience….You are also forgetting that many gultis are IITians and they also study at other good insititutes like NITs,Roorkee and BITS…..And recently I took GMAT and scored 740.
So u need to exclude the scholaristic gultis from your list of venom
Not all GULTIS die to come to US…Sometimes the companies request u hard to be sent to the US
May be u r frustrated becoz u r not getting good employees in your project..
And nobody is interested in licking the whites…..Its just that they have projects which need to be done only by selective professionals in that domain area…..
Aglee baar kuch likhne se pehle soch samajh kar likhna…samjha
U cannot generalise on any community..
Not all UP,Biharis are corrupt….Not all of them have rusted brains…
Not all Marathis/gujratis are stingy
Not all Delhites are fond of commiting crime.
And more importantly I have come to US to get international exposure and value addition to my resume….Not to get any dumb Indian’s respect..Huh
BTW, Orion what r u doing in US ??
Arent u guyz ashamed of fighting amongst yourselves.
What imp[tession will this give when a Pakistani or a Chinese will read these blogs.
SHARAM KARO SAALON, DOOB MARO