Please stop using “would” when you mean “will”. For example, you shouldn’t say. “I would be coming for dinner” when you mean “I will be coming for dinner”
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Not even one of the comments has ANYTHING to do with the original post. Sucks.
Shut up Jack Sparrow, you godsdamned North Indian!
Seriously Ravi,
you need some serious hand holding…….best of luck with your little racist venture.
Ha!
North Indians SUCK for the following reasons:
-> ZEESHAN, FUCKING STOP PUSHING YOUR FANTASIES ONTO US. 99% of the girls in our south indian community are extremely touchy about their virginities, and save themselves for the wedding night as much as possible. THEY WOULD NEVER REQUEST A GUY TO FUCK THEM, NO MATTER IF HE LOOKS LIKE TOM-FUCKING-CRUISE!!!
-> They are arrogant about their good looks
-> They speak nothing but Hindi, even when they are in a community where Hindi is not common
->They have VERY POOR personal Hygiene (YYYYUCCCKKK, BAARFFF!)
-> They spit paan by the litres. I fucking hate it.
-> They are extremely miserly, and try to extract as much work as possible from people while trying to pay UNFAIRLY low remuneration (I hate this PIG/BEAVER/MONKEY cross LIKE mentality)
-> North Indians make me, the emperor of the world, feel sick. ALL of them deserve to get castrated, then beheaded
-> A hundred other stupid dubious qualities I could go on listing forever
I like North Indians for:
-> Sardarjis. They have a lot of honor and courage. I respect the Sardarjis in our defense forces. They are extremely hard working, as well as friendly.
-> Some of them can be really kind
-> A fraction of their population has some culture and civility
-> Strong community ties – they help build lives amongst themselves as much as possible
-> Their absolute lack of fear when settling down in new environments, that may turn out as hostile
-> Some of their species is the complete opposite of the rest of them, as is with all the populations of the world
-> A lot of North Indian girls look really good
South Indians SUCK for the following reasons
-> They try to spend as less money as possible, and live meager lives even when they can afford proper lifestyles
-> Lots of them are extremely devotional, to the point of superstitiousness and/or bigotry
-> They would do anything to bring down another member of their community, if that person is achieving a better progress rate than themselves (what a sorry fuck)
-> A lot of the “ayyo” girls do, in fact, SUCK ROTTEN DICK in the looks department
-> They do not know how to strike back, most of the time – they just can’t combine their intelligence with a proper level of agression, at the right time and place. Ravikiran Rao is a wonderful example of a person who knows how to handle north assholes in such a great manner, but a lot of us are not so blessed with instant intelligence…
South Indians are likeable for:
-> Very, Very Intelligent characters
-> Extremely hard working when it comes to their career
-> Very strong family ties, and most of them respect their parents a lot, and take care of them
-> It’s great to have a south indian friend at a party; uncivil, but wild and fun!
So all north indians, please send all your brainless flames to johndoe.today@gmail.com, I’d be very happy to strike right back, hitting you in the balls!