Ravikiran Rao
Jun 8th, 2004

The Worst PJ ever made

In honour of
Yazad who’s started a blog exclusively for PJs, I hereby present the worst PJ ever made. It is actually in three parts, so there will be three consecutive posts.

There was once a king who had a magnificent throne. The throne was considered to be a symbol of the empire and the king sat on it only on special occasions. At all other times, it was in the throne room of the castle, guarded by a giant with yellow-coloured skin.

Now the king had a rival contender to the throne. Right now the rival was hidden away in the forest with a band of his faithful followers. He knew that if he managed to steal the throne, he would become the king because of its symbolic significance. So he sent a group of his followers, among them a few knights a few counts and a few pages to steal the throne. They mounted an attack on the throne room, but were beaten back by the giant. However at night, the giant fell asleep and a couple of the pages were able to sneak through the giant’s huge fingers and make away with the throne.

What is the moral of the story?

(Hint: Ravages should be able to get it, or at least “get it” after I give out the answer.)

10 Responses to “The Worst PJ ever made”

  1. # Yazadon 08 Jun 2004 at 2:45 pm

    Is this a bilingual PJ? If so, I hope it’s not something like the damn pearl necklace.

  2. # Ravikiran Raoon 08 Jun 2004 at 2:49 pm

    No it is not a bilingual PJ… and don’t remind me of damn pearl necklaces. It’s more to with the knowledge expected of him because of his profession.

  3. # Ravageson 08 Jun 2004 at 5:45 pm

    Now you’ve got me tickled.
    I have raked my brain hard enough, and frankly, nothing strikes me as even remotely funny.

    except, on thirteenth thoughts,
    is it that the “pen is mightier than the sword”
    (You know, pen, writing, pages, pages, and soldiers, swords etc. )

  4. # Ravikiran Raoon 08 Jun 2004 at 5:49 pm

    Think “Advertising taglines”, not an Indian one.

  5. # MadManon 08 Jun 2004 at 7:15 pm

    “Think different”

  6. # Anandon 09 Jun 2004 at 8:09 am

    Think Small!

  7. # Seriously Sandeepon 05 Oct 2004 at 8:26 pm

    Interpreting Cartelian PJs…

    Don’t be fooled by the title of this entry. A certain Cartel member who has a penchant for dropping PJs on his blog adds insult to injury in three ways: Drops PJs routinely: that it is an insult to injury…

  8. # varnamon 23 Dec 2004 at 11:40 pm

    Meeting Ravikiran

    Yesterday was a productive day as we found solutions to the world’s most pressing problems. By we I mean me and Ravikiran. Though he had made fun of Mallus many times I decided to meet him here in the Bay…

  9. # Kishor Deshmukhon 28 Mar 2007 at 2:03 pm

    Amazing

  10. # TheSiriusONEon 04 Nov 2008 at 9:12 am

    dat was a dammed pj

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