{"id":2772,"date":"2003-06-27T13:46:23","date_gmt":"2003-06-27T08:16:23","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/alpha.ravikiran.com\/blog\/2003\/06\/27\/a-joke-i-wish-id-made\/"},"modified":"2003-06-27T13:46:23","modified_gmt":"2003-06-27T08:16:23","slug":"a-joke-i-wish-id-made","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/vintage\/200306\/a-joke-i-wish-id-made\/","title":{"rendered":"A joke I wish I&#8217;d made."},"content":{"rendered":"<p><a href = \"http:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/comments\/?blgid=353\">Kingsley&#8217;s comment<\/a> on what I&#8217;ve been smoking &#8220;inspired&#8221; me.<br \/><a href=\"http:\/\/www.telegraph.co.uk\/news\/main.jhtml?xml=\/news\/2003\/06\/26\/wnote26.xml\">This<\/a> report says that more than 90&#37; of euro notes are laced with cocaine, because addicts roll up notes to snort the stuff.<br \/>That explains why the dollar has been losing value against the euro. It&#8217;s not that the dollar is low; it&#8217;s that the euro is high.<\/p>\n<p>Okay okay,  don&#8217;t beat me up! I didn&#8217;t think of the joke this time! It is James Taranto&#8217;s (<a href=\"http:\/\/www.opinionjournal.com\/best\/?id=110003675\">Opinionjournal.com &#8211; Best of the Web<\/a> scroll to the very end- &#8220;Economic Stimulus&#8221; )fault.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Kingsley&#8217;s comment on what I&#8217;ve been smoking &#8220;inspired&#8221; me.This report says that more than 90&#37; of euro notes are laced with cocaine, because addicts roll up notes to snort the stuff.That explains why the dollar has been losing value against the euro. It&#8217;s not that the dollar is low; it&#8217;s that the euro is high. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":[],"categories":[4],"tags":[],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772"}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/comments?post=2772"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/posts\/2772\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/media?parent=2772"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/categories?post=2772"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.ravikiran.com\/blog\/wp-json\/wp\/v2\/tags?post=2772"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}