(Warning: You should have a taste for really old Hindi film songs to appreciate this)

Andrei Agassi had lost in the US open. Chandni, a big fan of his was very very disappointed. She was lying on her bed and staring sullenly at a poster of Agassi that was on the wall. Her dad walked into the room and started singing…

Kyon Agassi lagake ghumsum hai Chandni…

Don’t blame me! It is not an original. It was a classmate of mine who did this almost eight years back. Don’t blame him either. Living in a hostel along with other weird souls does that to one.