Attention Cartelians, our secret is out. There is someone called Nerd who claims that we think that the Marxists are harbingers of hope.
I agree with ABC. Many times I have read blogs of “libertarians” like Gaurav Sabnis and others who claim that Congress and Marxists are the harbingers of hope and BJP and its allies are a blot on democracy. And most of the time, the judgement is passed even without due knowledge of what happened or even before the judiciary passes its judgement on the case. Take for example, the case of Babri Masjid demolition – everyone had put blame on Advani among others as conspirators but later a former IB person revealed that Congress has suppressed the tape that proved that Advani was not involved. Also, there have been many confessions from caught Naxalities that they are being funded by Marxists and CPI-Ms of West Bengal but I never find a single post on your blogs implicating them. For secularists, these parties are the ones who defend democracy.
I must say that we are doing a pretty good job of getting our secret message across to the gullible masses. Long live Marxism!
Well, with such a code-name as “the cartel”, and the seemingly overflowing number of “sting” journalists, what one wonders is how it took so long!
Oh oh! Got a gun, anybody?
Check.
Now that the check is done, was your “alternative” reality a Nerd’s way of telling things?
Nilu, please explain. Were you talking of “Alternative” vs. “Alternate”?
“Alternative” is correct in this context.
Comrades, our secret plans of taking over this country while pretending to be capitalist pigs have been blown. The enemy has seen through our red herring of abusing our fellow Marxists at every opportunity, denouncing communism, and making spurious arguments about how libertarianism is the answer.
It is now time to accelerate our project and arm ourselves for the revolution. Onwards, comrades! Victory will be ours!