I don’t think the SARS virus was created in Chinese labs. I think it was created in Indian labs. Don’t you see? The evidence is overwhelming.

• It was unleashed on China
• Indians are genetically immune to it.
• The virus is a mutant strain of the common Common Cold virus. Where is Common Cold most common?

I think the virus was created by an evil genius Indian female scientist who hated her mother-in-law. (There! I finally managed to make use of the pun that was crying out to be used)