Kingsley’s comment on what I’ve been smoking “inspired” me.
This report says that more than 90% of euro notes are laced with cocaine, because addicts roll up notes to snort the stuff.
That explains why the dollar has been losing value against the euro. It’s not that the dollar is low; it’s that the euro is high.

Okay okay, don’t beat me up! I didn’t think of the joke this time! It is James Taranto’s (Opinionjournal.com – Best of the Web scroll to the very end- “Economic Stimulus” )fault.