How to join the Cartel

Young Shivam wants to join the Cartel and as per plan, all the other Cartelians are confusing him about what exactly the entry requirements are. Now of course, a lot of people might want to join it and they will have doubts about how to get in. I can only tell them what I told Aadisht sometime back, when he wanted to join.

Aadisht!
Why are you knocking on door after door trying to join the Cartel? Look within you! The Cartel is right there. There is a little bit of the Cartel in each one of us. You don’t need to do anything to join the Cartel. When the time comes, the Cartel itself will reach out for you. Then you will be of the Cartel and the Cartel of you.

7 thoughts on “How to join the Cartel

  1. “There is a little bit of the Cartel in each one of us”
    Car tel should be in the car, right? Oil-a, that was a really bad PJ!

  2. Actually, it should have been HOWTO: Join the Cartel. That’s Microsoft’s way of providing “help”.

    Nandan, that was a good PJ. The ability to crack PJs, though mandatory, is not sufficient to get you into the Cartel.. Assuming you want to join of course, which I am sure you don’t..

  3. Wow,

    I thought the Libertarians were all about individual identity. Apparently not.

    I WANNA JOIN THE CARTEL…boo HOO HOO…!

    It’s high school all over again. Everybody wants to be with the cool kids. Somethings never change.

  4. Actually, this libertarian doesn’t bother much with individualism. He acknowledges that man is a social animal. He is just concerned with libertarianism as a way to organize society.

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