Question

A said (about B) “He has never been known to use any words that might send a reader to the dictionary.”

to which B replied “Poor A. Does he really think big emotions come from big words? He thinks I don’t know the ten-dollar words. I know them all right. But there are older and simpler and better words, and those are the ones I use “.

B is the more famous one. Identify B (and A too, for bonus points) without googling.

Sleeping in airports

I had found about this site called Sleeping in Airports long back from Madman’s Linksmatic (incidentally Madman, having to sleep in an airport has nothing to do with poverty) Now I learn (via The Acorn and Sepia Mutiny ) that they have classified Changi Airport in Singapore as the best airport to sleep in. One of the runners up is Schiphol, Amsterdam. Hey I’ve slept in both!

The only other airport I’ve slept in is the Mumbai one – it is rated as one of the runners up in the worst airports category.
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A suggestion to the Brihanmumbai Municipal Corporation

Plan to start digging up roads in June.

What happens is that you folks plan to start digging up the roads right after the monsoons. Naturally the planning gets delayed and you eventually start the actual digging around December. By then you realise that the roads will probably stay dug up when the monsoon starts. So you probably put in a request for more resources to be put into the task so that it can be expedited and finished by June. Naturally, those plans too take time to get approved and by the time you are able to start the expediting, it is May. So when the rains start, all the roads are dug up and we all regret not investing in amphibious vehicles. So if you plan to start in June, you will actually start in September and it will all work out fine.

A suggestion to improve Hindi movies

Give top billing to the dialogue writer. Flash his name prominently. Display his photograph if required.

Because it struck me that they are tortured souls who believe that they don’t get the attention they deserve. So they express their frustration by coming up with increasingly florid dialogues which end up doubling the length of the movie.