Attention North Indians
Please stop using “would” when you mean “will”. For example, you shouldn’t say. “I would be coming for dinner” when you mean “I will be coming for dinner”
Thank you.
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Seriously Ravi,
you need some serious hand holding…….best of luck with your little racist venture.
Ha!
North Indians SUCK for the following reasons:
-> ZEESHAN, FUCKING STOP PUSHING YOUR FANTASIES ONTO US. 99% of the girls in our south indian community are extremely touchy about their virginities, and save themselves for the wedding night as much as possible. THEY WOULD NEVER REQUEST A GUY TO FUCK THEM, NO MATTER IF HE LOOKS LIKE TOM-FUCKING-CRUISE!!!
-> They are arrogant about their good looks
-> They speak nothing but Hindi, even when they are in a community where Hindi is not common
->They have VERY POOR personal Hygiene (YYYYUCCCKKK, BAARFFF!)
-> They spit paan by the litres. I fucking hate it.
-> They are extremely miserly, and try to extract as much work as possible from people while trying to pay UNFAIRLY low remuneration (I hate this PIG/BEAVER/MONKEY cross LIKE mentality)
-> North Indians make me, the emperor of the world, feel sick. ALL of them deserve to get castrated, then beheaded
-> A hundred other stupid dubious qualities I could go on listing forever
I like North Indians for:
-> Sardarjis. They have a lot of honor and courage. I respect the Sardarjis in our defense forces. They are extremely hard working, as well as friendly.
-> Some of them can be really kind
-> A fraction of their population has some culture and civility
-> Strong community ties – they help build lives amongst themselves as much as possible
-> Their absolute lack of fear when settling down in new environments, that may turn out as hostile
-> Some of their species is the complete opposite of the rest of them, as is with all the populations of the world
-> A lot of North Indian girls look really good
South Indians SUCK for the following reasons
-> They try to spend as less money as possible, and live meager lives even when they can afford proper lifestyles
-> Lots of them are extremely devotional, to the point of superstitiousness and/or bigotry
-> They would do anything to bring down another member of their community, if that person is achieving a better progress rate than themselves (what a sorry fuck)
-> A lot of the “ayyo” girls do, in fact, SUCK ROTTEN DICK in the looks department
-> They do not know how to strike back, most of the time – they just can’t combine their intelligence with a proper level of agression, at the right time and place. Ravikiran Rao is a wonderful example of a person who knows how to handle north assholes in such a great manner, but a lot of us are not so blessed with instant intelligence…
South Indians are likeable for:
-> Very, Very Intelligent characters
-> Extremely hard working when it comes to their career
-> Very strong family ties, and most of them respect their parents a lot, and take care of them
-> It’s great to have a south indian friend at a party; uncivil, but wild and fun!
So all north indians, please send all your brainless flames to johndoe.today@gmail.com, I’d be very happy to strike right back, hitting you in the balls!
South fucking indians suck like shit… the motherfuckers are black like shit n ugly like hema fucking malini… and the girls r fat n short and basically porn material… fuck u n ur culture u batsards..
Yo u mother fucking pig jason shit bourne or watever… are u fucking ay n retarded u south indian cock sucker… did ur dad fuck a pig and bring u out thru its ass?? ur fucking pig man..
I’ve only heard South Indians say would instead of will. You have it the wrong way round. Or for that matter the sideways headwag to say yes. Only south Indian. I am Pakistani and unbiased.
North Indians SUCK big time
They are white obsessed blackies who can’t talk English,uneducated cunts who lives in Slums…Well now a days South Indians treat them like beggars…Go South India…We are the kings and North Indians are our workers
dude, can you put up all the comments in a single post or something? it’s hard to read them in pages
those shit people dont speak other than hindi, cunning , spitting on the roads with pan, pancha parathesinga.
South india is going forward interms of technology and maintaining culture, more knowledgeable. Lazzy donkeys of north indian dont like to go anywhere other than the girls dick. Fucking people will kill for 20rs bribe also. Especially on nepal india border the north policemen is like begging for 10 rs to give as bribe.
The idiot bull shit north indians dont follow any culture, the north girls bed with any one easily. there no big difference between the pig and them. all big big boobs of 5/5 kg.
Ha. A post on Northies, eh? Its a wonder there have been so many replies from Nothies…I thought they couldnt read very well. Did someone mention they stink? Thats an understatement. They emit an unwashed odour that will put a tannery to shame. Yeah, thats right. Emit is the word for it. An assault on the nostrils of those who are unfortunate to be within a few feet of them. Oh, they do try to cover up the odour with more than a few sprays of perfume. Alas, the odour wins.
Their English is so poor that Shakespeare must be doing somersaults in his grave, let alone roll. I kid you not. I mean, I have not heard anyone use a hindi word in between an english sentence and in such a horrible hindi accent. An example would be ‘I told him ki it was not posseeeebal’.
Coming to their looks (ladies first), most Northie girls have a few commonalities when it comes to the face.
1. They have a round face. Oval isnt a feature of their physiognomy.
2. Their eyes speak a thousand words. If we could hear them, they would be saying ‘…………..’. I AM KIDDING. They all have unbelievably lifeless eyes.
3. Most of them have bulbous noses.
4. It stinks when they speak.
5. They all (without exception) have the IQ of a dodo raised to the power of 1/100000. Seriously. Some of them have this look of sheer stupidity on their faces that it makes you wonder if thay have a mask on. Then you realize they are also unbelievebly vain about their looks that wearing a mask would be a disgrace to them. So you just stare at their stupid face as they pass by. And they think that we are mesmerised by their looks! BTW, dodos are extinct now. Just mentioning, there is no insinuation of any sort here.
6. Did I mention that they have oily faces? Yeah. Enough to fill a whole bottle. Its a wonder why they dont get into the oil selling business.
7. The stupidity of Northie girls is directly proportional to their bust size.
8. The stupidity of Northie girls can be quantitatively measured by measuring the decay of their brain. Similar to radioactive decay.
I will come up with other observations later. Bye to all Northie girls and guys out there. I know you wont get offended reading this. If you do, take a deep breath and stand in front of a mirror. You will realize all that I have written is true.
South Indians..shut the fuck up. I was on a train journey to some place in South India..and shit u not..I had never seen uglier women in my life..all of them have beards..I guess there is a lack of saloons in the area. Even if there are..why would anyone go there..Kanjoos saale
I came to US and got chance to see South Indian females and unfortunately got chance to live with them too.
Not sure why, when they have to say ‘This is correct’ they will say ‘this is corrrrreccccttttaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa’
They are very very lazy, one of my previous flat mate will take her tiffin box out of her bag only on Monday morning when she has to carry the lunch again……(and guess what, the tiffin in her bag was since Thursday!!!..every weeks story)
They will cook a lot and eat a lot but will never clean the dishes…only when they need any ..they will search for it in the sink (make lot of noises) and then they wash it use it …throw it in the sink again.
Their room is a mess….under their bed you’ll see used cotton…ear buds…they will even cut their nails on the bed…they never get up from the bed..its their favorite place. On their bed always ..always watching movies or browsing….
They cant go alone anywhere….they will just sit at home for days and days..will never go out…
And when they cook…oh my God!!! every one is coughing…i have to open the windows even in the peak winters..
and they dont know the use of an exhaust fan in the kitchen…..
They never do any prayers…and they never take shower in the mornings..only at night.
Oh there is lot to tell about these ‘aaOOO NNNNnaaaaaa’ ‘ayayaYOOOOO’ females…but I’ll stop here!
I’m a North Indian black beggar who think
1,I’m white.Don’t yell.I don’t have a mirror to look at myself so I say what my illiterate parents taught us but other people say I’m black as coal.
.My mom said that looking PALE is beautiful too.My eyes are so beautiful that it’s identical to a fish.
2,Hindi is the National language of India and it will be.My dad who is an Engineer by profession(He can make slums faster than anyone in the world,his father started it and still going well.).I don’t know why foreigners call me North Indian blackie.I hate when people call me that.
Frankly speaking I could never digest and fathom why the south indians are zealous of northies? is it due to us being better looking and fair, having better women, better respect in society ,dress better and having sweet language etc.? to get self respect you have respect yourselves, why you lech after white north girls? why u bring miss punjab and miss bengal miss gujrat to cast them against ugly black southie uncles in south movies? on the other hand u keep your women as if they are animals, just becaise they are black and not sexy? just earning IT degree and going for ms to US to lowest universities and wearing lungi while smelling like shit , wont earn u respect u black ugly fools. And yes, when IT was not there your economy sucked, evry one of u flocked to delhi, mumbai kolkata for jobs, and if US stops outsourcing you are fucked bcoz u dont know anything else other than doing some fucking maintance work in IT. See harvrd , wharton MBA’s all are northies bcoz southies dont have personality and managerial skills, they are hitech coolies. period.
and u know what you ppl bring bad names to India, the way you did by doing illegal things when ppl from AP were planted with radio collars on their toes, u bastards are destroying indias name.
south indians are ugly shit looking motherfuckers.fuck off to srilanka u madrasi bastards