Why did the Mallu…

Why did the Mallu go to see Kisna?

Because he’d heard that it was the story of a Warrier poet.

21 thoughts on “Why did the Mallu…”

  3. Kuttappan is a mallu…!

    Kuttappan was bragging to his boss one day, “You know, I know everyone
    there is to know. Just name someone, anyone, and I know them.”
    Tired of his boasting,
    his boss called his bluff, “OK, Kuttappan how about Tom Cruise?”
    “Sure,
    yes, Tom and I are old friends, and I can prove it.”

    So Kuttappan and his boss fly out to Hollywood and knock on Tom
    Cruise’s door, and sure enough,
    Tom Cruise shouts,”Babu! Great to see you! You and your friend come
    right in and join me for lunch!” Although impressed, Kuttappan’s boss
    is still sceptical. After they leave Cruise’s house, he tells Kuttappan
    that he thinks Kuttappan’s knowing Cruise was just lucky. “No, no, just
    name anyone else”,

    Kuttappan says. “President Clinton,” his boss quickly retorts.
    “Yes,”
    Kuttappan says, “I know him, let’s fly out to Washington.” And off
    they
    go. At the White House, Clinton spots Kuttappan on the tour and motions
    him and his boss over, saying, “Babu, what a surprise, I was just on my
    way to a meeting, but you and your friend come on in and let’s have a
    cup of coffee first and catch up.” Well, the boss is very shaken by
    now, but still not totally convinced. After they leave the White House
    grounds,

    He expresses his doubts to Kuttappan who again implores him to name
    anyone else. “The Pope,” his boss replies “Sure!” says
    Kuttappan. “I
    have a lot of friends in Poland, and I’ve known the Pope a long time.”
    So off they fly to Rome. Kuttappan and his boss are assembled with the
    masses in Vatican Square when Kuttappan says, “This will never work. I
    can’t catch the Pope’s eye among all these people. Tell you what, I
    know all the guards, so let me just go upstairs and I’ll come out on
    the balcony with the Pope. So he disappears into the crowd, headed
    toward the Vatican. Sure enough, half an hour later Kuttappan emerges
    with the Pope on the balcony. But by the time Kuttappan returns, he
    finds that his boss has had a heart attack and is surrounded by
    paramedics.
    Working his way to his boss’ side, Kuttappan asks him, “what
    happened?”
    His boss looks up and says, “I was doing fine until you and the Pope
    came out on the balcony and the man next to me said, “Who’s that on the
    balcony with Kuttappan?

    Moral of the story – Don’t ever underestimate a malayalee again!!!!

  4. Malyalee my ass. The play politics everywhere they work. They are the pricks with the shit hole located right beneath their nostrils (ofcourse beneath the amazon jungle – the moustache)

  5. Chandy
    u seem seethingly ill-favored toward your fellow brethren.
    “para patyfying”, plotting & politics are not jus a mal tradition. regards, gia.

  6. Hey Chandy,
    That was so pathetic. you are saying as if all that shit has been introduced into this world by a mallu. You will find that kind of people everywhere. Tell you what, you are actually a loser frustrated by your own life… enjoy getting pissed off…

  7. Hey chandy,

    U r a motherfucking bastard with nothing left in your brain other than shit.. thats why the above mentioned hole seems to be shit for you. U better check a guy is a mallu before doing ur job which u got through ur legacy, i.e, licking others ass.. all the best for the same job of fluting for u, ur family, ur mother, sister and ur father.. if married to ur wife also.. better wait for some time before passing the legacy to your children..

  11. Hey Guys,

    Why are we mudslinging eachother? In this world of free will and free speech, each one can express his/her opinion. Lets be accomodative of others views.

  12. Chetanmare,

    Why are we mudslinging eachother? In this world of free will and free speech, each one can express his/her opinion. Lets be accomodative of others views.

  13. Mallus r not that bad as chandy thinks…..but cooperation is less among mallus….unlike other states…especially when met outside kerala.

  14. man the mallus are on the war path. great it makes the world guessing who this tribe is. expressing in filth is like farting .
    like they say a cutty sark is a kutty sark for the mallu. we are great people

  16. HI all

    Mallus know one more thing. U know what..? Ninteyokke ammakku vilikkan. Poda paati poori makkale. Ammene OOkiya thayalikalee…..

  19. You guys are insane to spread the flth around.if u can’t maintain decency in words plz stay away from publc usuage of expression..thank you!

  20. Ok a little late but still…
    Chandy good comment… You were able to describe the entire mallu community with that statement. Absolutely true. They are like worms that start to rot and grow in places they are not needed … they are the most disgusting/two faced/filthy/polluted worms on earth. so people beware…
    They have spread like germs. so don’t even let a single mallu in else he will bring more in with him.

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