Kids these days! They know everything. In my time we were so innocent.

“Uncle I can go under you. Can I go under you?
Uncle please spread your legs!”

I refused of course. The kid seemed like an expert swimmer, but one never knows. Diving is a risky job, especially when the water is shallow, and I didn’t want him to get into an accident trying to dive through my legs.

Kids these days know everything about swimming.